Thursday, January 17, 2008

Tom Cruise of the deep end

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Tom Cruise has lost it! And we now have video proof. In a video which has lately surfaced on the web, he goes off, maniacally about how he "knows" and how he can change reality and help people in a car accident. I will not comment too much on this ridiculous, embarrasing rant. You just need to watch for youself. However I cannot help but comment out on some of the most outrageous, idiotic comments he makes. If you've ever wondered what it means to be brainwashed into beliveing the stupidest shit there ever was, just watch the video.

Below are some quotations from his infamous video:

Tom- He, or she, has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions...
The Thinking Man says-Ok, not too bad so far. I can see how metaforically he can say that they can "create new and better realities".

Tom-Being a scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else, as you drive past you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help....
The Thinking Man says- Well, first of all I think most people know they are supposed to do something when they see an accident. I do not see how being a scientologist or not has anything to do with that. It is called having a conscience and being a moral human being. Secondly, what the hell does he mean "as you drive past"? As you drive PAST? That means you're not even stopping! How can you help if you don't even stop? Furthermore, "you're the only one that can really help". Really? Has this idiot ever heard of 911? EMTs? Doctors? Well I guess they don't really help!

Tom-The orgs are there to help, ok, but we as, you know, as also the public, we have a responsiblity, it's not just the orgs, .....it's not just me, it's you , it's everyone out there, kinda re-reading KSW and looking at what needs to be done and saying ok am I gonna do it or am I not gonna do it? Period!
The Thinking Man says-Yeah it can't be just the orgs! What about the alpha centurions, those lazy bums? What in God's name is an org? Is this guy for real?

Tom-'cause I won't hesitate to put ethics on someone else, you know cause I put it ruthlessly on myself, and I think that.. aaahhh, I respect that.
The Thinking Man says-Hmmm, he respects what exactly? The fact that he's willing to force his sick ethics on anyone and everyone that does not have the power to stand up to him? Sounds like a nazi!

Tom-We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions...criminals... we can rehabilitate criminals...way to happiness, we can bring peace and unite cultures.....
The Thining Man says- Jesus Christ, pack him up and ship him off to the Middle East. Forget about the freagin' troop surge. He's gonna stop the war in Iraq, reconcile jews and palestinians, and rehabilitate some druggies as well. Pretty awsome I say!

Tom- Being a scientologist people are turning to you, so you better know it, you better know it, and if you don't...you know, go and learn it..you know hahaha, but don't pretend you know it and foo....whatever, it's like we're here to help.
The Thinking Man says-What the hell is he saying?

Tom- and if you're a scientologist you see life, you see things the way they are...in all it's glory, you know all of it's complexity, aahh
The Thinking Man says-Ah hell I thought I was seing things the way they are, in all IT'S complexity. Oh well, at least my grammar is better (and I'm not a native english speaker!)

Tom-I'd like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do that..you know what I mean? I mean that's what I want it to be ok? .......there's times I'd like to do that but I can't because I know...(pause)...I know, so ....but you know I have to do something about it, it's not....you know you can sit here and wish it was different and then you look at it and you go, ok this is it, alright, ok and there's that moment you go...you know I have to do something don't I? Yeah, I have to do it because I can't live with myself if I don't and that really is it.
The Thinking Man says-I'm amazed at this moron's ability not to come up with a coherent thought. What the hell is this? I still don't know why he can't go on vacation! Damn, this guy is way to deep for me!

Tom-I do what I can, and I do it the way I do everything..hahahahaha. There's nothing part of the way for me ..hahahahaha....it's just pheww..hahahaha
The Thinking Man says-well he couldn't keep a straight face through the whole thing, he woulnd't be human if he had. Sounds like even he can't stop laughing at the stupid shit coming out of his mouth.

Narrator-A scientologist can be defined by a single question: "Would you want others to achieve the knowledge you now have?"
The Thinking Man says- Oh my God I am a scientologist!!!!

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